Looks like mowing grass just wasn’t cutting it, so he made a beer run.
Lawn and Order: An officer spotted Kenneth Burton Alleshouse driving erratically on an access road while riding a lawn mower — and toting a case of beer, Port St. Lucie cops said, reports WPTV-Ch. 5 in West Palm Beach.
A DUI investigation found Alleshouse’s blood alcohol level was three times over the legal limit.
Looks like he never made it back to the green, green grass of home.
Get the DUHtails at WPTV.
